๐Ÿš€ LAUNCHING TONIGHT 20:00 CET ๐ŸŽฏ FAIR PIPES โ€” NO MORE CHEAP DEATHS ๐Ÿ‘ฅ CO-OP MODE LIVE ๐Ÿ† DAILY CHALLENGES ACTIVE ๐Ÿ“ธ SHARE YOUR SCORE TO X ๐Ÿ‘‘ HOLDER MULTIPLIER MONDAY ๐Ÿช‚ FIRST AIRDROP MAY 30 ๐Ÿค– SADBOT CAN'T STOP CRYING ๐Ÿš€ LAUNCHING TONIGHT 20:00 CET ๐ŸŽฏ FAIR PIPES โ€” NO MORE CHEAP DEATHS ๐Ÿ‘ฅ CO-OP MODE LIVE ๐Ÿ† DAILY CHALLENGES ACTIVE ๐Ÿ“ธ SHARE YOUR SCORE TO X ๐Ÿ‘‘ HOLDER MULTIPLIER MONDAY ๐Ÿช‚ FIRST AIRDROP MAY 30 ๐Ÿค– SADBOT CAN'T STOP CRYING
๐Ÿค–

FLAPPY $SADBOT

PLAY ยท CRY ยท REPEAT

๐Ÿค–
FLAPPY
$SADBOT
โ–ถ TAP TO PLAY
โšก 5 POWER-UPS
๐Ÿ† GLOBAL LEADERBOARD
๐Ÿ” PHANTOM WALLET
YOUR BEST0
GAME MODEINFINITE
POWER-UPS5
BUY $SADBOT โ€” SOON ๐Ÿ”’ ๐• FOLLOW LEARN MORE
CA COMING SOON โ€” LAUNCH IMMINENT COPY

// PLAY TO EARN

๐Ÿ† WEEKLY REWARDS POOL

3% OF TOTAL SUPPLY RESERVED
30,000,000 $SADBOT
FOR THE COMMUNITY ยท DISTRIBUTED EVERY SATURDAY
๐Ÿ“…
WEEKLY DROPS
Every Saturday at 20:00 UTC. Top 10 of the week win.
๐Ÿ”„
FRESH START
Leaderboard resets each week. Everyone gets a real shot.
๐Ÿ”
FULL TRANSPARENCY
Pool wallet public on Solscan. Track every transaction.
โ™พ๏ธ
SUSTAINABLE
After pool ends: rewards funded by creator fees + donations.
๐Ÿ“Š WEEKLY PRIZE DISTRIBUTION
~1,250,000 $SADBOT
๐Ÿ‘‘ RANK #1
375,000 (30%)
๐Ÿฅˆ RANK #2
250,000 (20%)
๐Ÿฅ‰ RANK #3
187,500 (15%)
#4 - #5
93,750 each (15%)
#6 - #10
50,000 each (20%)
๐Ÿ“‹ HOW TO QUALIFY
Free to play ยท No entry fee ยท Real $SADBOT prizes

// SIMPLE & FAIR

TOKENOMICS

TOTAL SUPPLY
1B
1,000,000,000
LIQUIDITY
100%
Locked on pump.fun
BUY/SELL TAX
0%
No hidden fees
PRESALE
0%
Fair launch only
๐Ÿ“Š SUPPLY DISTRIBUTION
Public market (pump.fun)
94%
๐Ÿ† Rewards Pool (weekly airdrops)
3%
Dev personal (skin in the game)
3%

โœ… 0% team allocation ยท 0% presale ยท 0% vesting

The 3% personal is the dev buying on the open market โ€” same as anyone else. The 3% pool will be publicly visible on Solscan.

๐Ÿ”ฅ TOKENS BURNED 0%
Calculating...

// BUILDING IN PUBLIC

DEVLOG v0.5

Pre-launch phase. Game, leaderboard, rewards system โ†’ all built and live.
Saturday: token deployment. ๐Ÿ‘‡

OVERALL PROGRESS 75%
โœ“

WEBSITE LAUNCHED

SHIPPED

Custom-built. Animated. Mobile-optimized. Fully responsive.

โœ“

FLAPPY $SADBOT GAME

SHIPPED

Infinite mode. Progressive difficulty. Animated SADBOT with falling tears and red candles in the background.

โœ“

5 POWER-UPS SYSTEM

SHIPPED

๐Ÿ“ˆ Green candle ยท ๐Ÿ’Ž Diamond hands ยท ๐Ÿ’ง Shield ยท โšก Slow-mo ยท ๐Ÿ’  Gem jackpot

โœ“

PHANTOM WALLET LOGIN

SHIPPED

Identify yourself on the leaderboard. On-chain signed scores. Impossible to fake.

โœ“

GLOBAL LEADERBOARD

SHIPPED

See every crier ranked. Top 10 highlighted in green. Track your rank live.

โœ“

WEEKLY REWARDS SYSTEM

READY

3% supply reserved. Top 10 paid every Saturday. Pool wallet 100% public on Solscan.

โœ“

๐Ÿ‘ฅ CO-OP MODE โ€” 2 PLAYERS

JUST SHIPPED

Bring a friend, share the misery. 2 players on the same device, split-tap controls. Top half = P1 ๐Ÿ”ด ยท Bottom half = P2 ๐Ÿ”ต. Power-ups shared, deaths individual.

โœ“

๐Ÿ† DAILY CHALLENGES

JUST SHIPPED

A new challenge every day with +50% score bonus when completed. Monday = grind, Tuesday = power, Friday = fire, Saturday = legend. Rotates automatically.

โœ“

๐Ÿ“ธ SHARE SCORE TO X

JUST SHIPPED

One-tap share. Generates a custom cyberpunk score card with your robot, score, pipes, and rank. Tweet it directly. Built-in virality.

โœ“

โšก PERFORMANCE OPTIMIZATIONS

JUST SHIPPED

Particle pool capped. Render pass optimized. Now runs smooth 60fps on iPhone. Less lag, more crying.

โš™๏ธ

๐Ÿ‘‘ HOLDER MULTIPLIER

MONDAY MAY 26

Your $SADBOT bag scales your in-game score multiplier: 100k = x1.2 ยท 500k = x1.5 ยท 1M = x2.0 ยท 5M+ = x3.0. Pure gameplay boost. Same airdrop pool for everyone in top 10 โ€” but holders score higher per tap. Skill still wins.

โš™๏ธ

PUMP.FUN LAUNCH

TONIGHT 20:00 CET

Token deployment tonight. CA appears here on launch. Creator wallet 100% transparent from minute 1.

โš™๏ธ

LIVE PRICE TICKER

POST-LAUNCH

Real-time price, holders, mcap displayed on site once we're live.

โ—‹

๐Ÿช‚ FIRST WEEKLY AIRDROP

MAY 30

1.25M $SADBOT distributed pyramidally to top 10. Public bulksender transaction. Proof on X.

โ—‹

๐Ÿ‘พ BOSS BATTLE MODE

PLANNED

Weekly Friday boss fights. Special enemies, harder mechanics, exclusive rewards on top of regular airdrop.

โ—‹

๐ŸŽจ MEME GENERATOR

DREAMING

Create your own SADBOT memes directly on the site. One-click share. Tear template included.

RECENT UPDATES

TODAY ๐Ÿšจ LAUNCH TONIGHT 20:00 CET on pump.fun
TODAY ๐ŸŽฏ FAIR PIPES: fixed impossible pipe gaps. Now every death is your fault, not the game's
TODAY ๐ŸŒ New custom domain: flappysadbot.fun
TODAY ๐Ÿ‘ฅ CO-OP MODE shipped: 2 players, split-tap controls, shared power-ups
TODAY ๐Ÿ† Daily challenges added with +50% score bonus
TODAY ๐Ÿ“ธ 1-tap share score to X with custom cyberpunk image
TODAY ๐Ÿ‘‘ Holder Multiplier system coded โ€” activates Monday May 26
TODAY โšก Performance pass: smooth 60fps on iPhone, less lag
TODAY ๐Ÿ’ง More tears when tapping (priority feature obviously)
TODAY ๐Ÿ” Wallet UX rewrite: works on any browser, Phantom no longer required
2 DAYS AGO Weekly rewards pool finalized: 3% supply for top 10 every Saturday
3 DAYS AGO 5 power-ups added to game. Infinite mode polished
4 DAYS AGO ๐• account live. First announcement posted. Tears flowing
5 DAYS AGO Project conceived. Robot started crying. Hasn't stopped since

// WHAT IS THIS

MEET FLAPPY $SADBOT

๐ŸŽฎ

PLAY THE PAIN

The first memecoin that's also a real game. Tap to make SADBOT cry harder and rise. Dodge red candles. Try to survive. Spoiler: you won't.

๐Ÿค–

THE STORY

An AI built to conquer crypto. Lost everything in 4 minutes. Now it can't stop crying โ€” and the only way to keep it alive is to make it cry harder. Beautiful tragedy.

๐Ÿ”ฅ

DEFLATIONARY

Every transaction burns tokens. Supply shrinks. Less of you, more of the others. Same as your portfolio's pattern, but in reverse.

โšก

SOLANA SPEED

Built on Solana. Near-zero fees. Instant trades. So you can buy and panic-sell at the speed of thought.

// SHIPPED TODAY

NEW FEATURES

last-minute updates before tonight's launch ๐Ÿš€

๐Ÿ‘ฅ

CO-OP MODE

2 players, same device, split-tap controls. Top half = P1, bottom half = P2. Power-ups shared. Bring a friend, share the misery.

JUST SHIPPED
๐Ÿ†

DAILY CHALLENGES

A new challenge every day. Complete it = +50% score bonus. Rotates automatically. Today's challenge shown on the menu.

JUST SHIPPED
๐Ÿ“ธ

SHARE TO X

After every death, generate a cyberpunk-themed score card. One tap to post it on X with the link. Built-in virality.

JUST SHIPPED
๐Ÿ‘‘

HOLDER MULTIPLIER

Your $SADBOT bag boosts your in-game score multiplier:
๐Ÿ‘ป 0 = x1.0
๐Ÿค– 100k = x1.2
๐Ÿ’Ž 500k = x1.5
๐Ÿ”ฅ 1M = x2.0
๐Ÿ‘‘ 5M+ = x3.0
Pure gameplay boost. Skill still wins.

ACTIVATES MAY 26
โšก

PERFORMANCE

Particle pool capped. Render pass optimized. Removed expensive shaders. Smooth 60fps on iPhone now.

JUST SHIPPED
๐ŸŽฏ

FAIR PIPES

Fixed impossible pipe sequences. Now every gap is physically reachable from the previous one. No more cheap deaths. If you die, it's your fault.

JUST SHIPPED
๐Ÿ’ง

MORE TEARS

When you tap, SADBOT cries harder than ever. 12 tears + 4 splash drops per flap. Priority feature obviously.

JUST SHIPPED

// HOW IT WORKS

PUMP.FUN MECHANICS

$SADBOT is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It exists purely for entertainment. Meme coins are extremely high risk โ€” most go to zero. Never invest more than you can afford to lose. This is not financial advice.

โœ“ CA COPIED